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10 Things Movies Got Wrong About Lovemaking

10 Things Movies Got Wrong About Lovemaking

Movies are a mirror to the society and the activities that happen in real life. Well, just to an extent. When it comes to lovemaking, movies have got a lot of research to do. Here, we present 10 things that movies got totally wrong about having sex.

You are ready for action and suddenly, you remember you are not carrying a condom. But you haven’t seen such a thing happen in the movies. Well, you are in real life, not in a rom-com or fictional story. You might wish to have an exciting sex life just like in the movies. But in reality, you will be required to be more practical.

No one will play violin in the background while you hook up with your partner. Nor will your partner have the best breath and flawless skin. Let’s be honest, sex on the screen is far different from what you experience in real life. It is bound to be that way. Movies are all about stardom and glamor, while your real life might not be. It is due to movies people have unrealistic expectations and aren’t often satisfied with their partners. Here are some ridiculous things movies have portrayed lovemaking and sex over the years:

  1. Protection, Who Cares

Well, you might have seen this, too. No one on the screen cares much about having a condom. Instead of fumbling with the rubber before the action, actors are seen getting rid of clothes and pouncing straightaway. In reality, this isn’t practical and isn’t safe, too. It’s always better to talk about protection and take measures if you don’t want to end up with an unwanted pregnancy.

  1. Why talk when you can jump on your partner

How many times have you seen two people having an awkward conversation on screen concerning sex? Well, in movies one look and a kiss are all it takes to let your partner know you are ready. In reality, things might not be so smooth. Consent isn’t an abstract concept in your real life. Before moving ahead, you need to make sure your partner is comfortable instead of just jumping over her with a hungry desire.

  1. Satisfying your Partner is a Cakewalk

You might have wondered why you cannot help your partner have a satisfying orgasm while in the movies, nearly everyone ends up having one. Well, in movies, orgasms are an unwritten guarantee. Without much effort or foreplay, the male lead ends up satisfying the woman who keeps moaning and screaming. Actually, it’s not so easy and soon as shown. Also, it will be a rarity if you both have an orgasm simultaneously, unlike in movies where it is a rule of thumb.

  1. Forget the Bedroom Awkwardness

It is a mystery how actors are never awkward in the middle of switching position. No matter what position they are in, they always transition to the next move, smoothly. In real life, this isn’t the case, you cannot go from missionary to a twisted pose without kicking or punching your partner at least once or being embarrassed about not doing it right.

  1. Making a Mess is Sexy

How many times have you dreamt of sweeping off things on the kitchen counter or your work desk just before having sex on top of it? Trust me, it isn’t so sexy and on the top of it, you will end up regretting it after having sex as you will have to clear up the mess. We aren’t even talking about the things you will break in the process. Well, let the idea stay in the back of your mind and please don’t try it at home if you don’t want to piss your partner off.

  1. Clothes Glide Off Your Body

While disrobing for action, movies never seem to get it right. On screen, it is always about ripping off clothes or passionately striping off and throwing it away on anything and everything. In real life, things can be quite different. You might get stuck or struggle with a button there and you cannot think of throwing your valuable dress on anything and everything without worrying about a stain or damage done.

  1. Your Body is a Pristine Sculpture

In the movies, no matter how spontaneous sex occurs, the body always is shown ready for it, without pubic hair and draped in sexy lingerie. While in real life that might not be the case. You might haven’t anticipated having sex or might be on your periods or haven’t shaved down under. Also, on screen, actors are never shown making embarrassing noises while having sex. But you know how things are when you are between the sheets. Right?

  1. Blankets Love You

In the movies, blankets are your partner who saves your sanctity and dignity, the morning after. But how often have you seen yourself draped perfectly in a blanket just after you wake up? You might have seen your partner totally cushioned up in the bed while you are out of the sheets or the opposite. But movies aren’t in for the mess sex causes to the bed.

  1. Every Night is a Lingerie Night

No matter where you are, if you are in a movie, ready to have sex, you always are in the sexiest and most seductive nightwear or lingerie. While in reality, things might completely be the opposite. You might have washed all your innerwear and are on a substitute. Movies cannot afford to show the heroine in granny pants or skimpy underwear.

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  1. Loud is The Unsaid Rule

Going by the way movies show up sex scenes, you are required to moan loudly on every thump. Without screaming and moaning, you are doing it the wrong way. Orgasms follow just after your partner starts shouting and this is how you can satisfy him/her.

While a lot has been said wrong about having sex in movies, no one can deny that they are the perfect start for a steamy night. Well, we also have something to give your night a naughty start. Logon to www.kamuklife.com and select something for yourself and your partner, tonight.

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